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sometimes when i drop something i’ll just stand there and groan until someone picks it up for me
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though my soul may set in darkness,
it will rise in perfect light.
i have loved the stars too fondly
to be fearful of the night.“the old astronomer” - sarah williams
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me looking at a picture someone took of me: delete it
Johnny Depp giving CPR to his jack Sparrow wig.
His stunt double is having the best day
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So in English class we had to draw a scene from The Great Gatsby. After the drawings were done the teacher was showing them to the class, and one drawing was a pic of Gatsby reaching towards at the green light, but in the drawing Gatsby didn’t have hands. So my teacher starts saying something like how this picture has hidden meaning and portrays the helplessness Gatsby feels, and the kid next to me just casually says “I can’t draw hands.”
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do u ever just make scenarios in your head that will never happen but makes you so happy so you just keep on imagining them
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i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life
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i wanna play twister with someone really hot
oops i fell & touched your whole body
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