Angela.18.

shialabae:

jvstxn:

buzzfeedpolitics:

Chicago man tells Obama: “Don’t touch my girlfriend.”

my mans obeezy put the moves on her at the end

obama aint shit “im not gonna touch your girl”
*touches her*


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arzevark:

when u at a concert & ur favorite band member looks u in the eye

image

soccercopdoc:

stardustacolyte:

Don’t buy a girl flowers. Flowers die. Buy her a dragon.

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hennyjones:

heavenlypost:

can the united states just chill for one day

bitch the USA hasn’t chilled since fuck boy Chris sailed his ass here by mistake

p-eachful:

plot twist: for Halloween a black cat dresses up as a white girl

sluttyoliveoil:

*ends every piece of advice with “idk though” so that its not my fault if i ruin ur life*

Tops bottoming for the first time


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clannyphantom:

*takes gulp of vodka straight from the bottle* my day was fine

danfreakindavis:

pikachu-condom:

shinyredonix:

danfreakindavis:

ms. kitty fell asleep like this

Stop being perf

Spit in my ass and cum on me


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maclonna:

“the boys, the girls, they all like carmen”


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